Baby News II
Things James has now:
- Hair. Enough to go curly when it gets long, and to look worryingly ‘Hawaiian Sunset’ in the right light. Or should that be the wrong light?
- Teeth. 3 at the last count, with more coming. He’s had 2 for what seems like an age, but the telltale signs of proper teething started about a week ago and he’s now sporting a nice big upper incisor to go with his 2 lowers. The scarcity of teeth hasn’t really stood in his way though, as he half-munches & half-gums more or less anything we give him, including apple, raw carrot, chips, banana.
- Shoes. He’s not walking yet, but he’s nearly there. To help him on his way to full mobility, we’ve got him a pair of slipper-ish shoes to wear whilst he’s taking his tentative assisted footsteps. With a steadying hand or two, he can walk, and there are moments when there’s no physical reason for the handholding. Around and about the house, there are the odd moments, say when he’s standing, holding onto the sofa, when he forgets he can’t stand on his own, and lets go of the sofa; there follows a couple of seconds of standing before the brain kicks in saying “Oi, you can’t stand yet”, and down he goes. It feels like one day he’s just going to ‘decide’ to walk, and he’ll be off.
- A temper. He’s turned into a proper little person, with good moods and bad moods, and times when he’s happy to sit playing with a cardboard box, and other times when he needs constant interaction. When he’s in a bad mood, and he doesn’t get his own way, we get the full on “laying on back kicking the floor” screaming ab-dabs. Our usual reaction is to smirk a little, wait for him to ‘get over it’, and then carry on. It rarely lasts for long. We keep telling him he’s a little early for those terrible twos we keep hearing about. He doesn’t seem to care.
- Words. Just a few, but the available vocabulary seems to grow each week. He has recognisable versions of ‘Hello’, ‘Bye bye’, ‘Mama’, ‘Dadda’, ‘Harry’ and ‘Brother’, as well as a very expressive ‘Oooh’, which can mean a number of things, including “That’s new”, “I want that”, “I’m excited by that” and so on. We also get nodding and shaking of the head, although not always in the right places.
- Waves. This is a real charmer, and he knows it. If he’s being cheeky and wandering off somewhere where he probably shouldn’t be, he’ll try to buy some time by giving a little regal wave on the way out. Strangers in the street get the same treatment (sometimes accompanied by his ‘hello’).
In general, he is a happy, inquisitive little soul. He’s growing in personality all the time, and acquiring new skills at a blistering rate. I’m well aware that just about every parent in the land would say something similar of their own offspring, but I make no apologies for that. Our boy is special, because he’s ours, and we love him to bits.
Tiptoes
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Obviously…
Derren Brown’s “How To Win The Lottery” thing was obviously* a camera trick. The lack of perspective change during the fake ‘camera shake’ was the big giveaway to me. I didn’t actually spot the ball moving.
And now I sound like one of those conspiracy theory nutters. Oh well. I do believe the Moon landings happened though, ok?
A few people seem to agree with this theory – here’s one of them.
* Almost, kinda, mostly obvious. I think.
IFRAME begone!
Welcome back, fair reader(s).
This site has been offline for a little while thanks to those nasty people who, as far as I can make out, exploited the fact that I thought I knew better than any of the decent anti-virus solutions out there, stole my FTP password, and then modified several files on my webhost to include dodgy <iframe> fragments. The blog you’re reading now just broke when they did that, as they managed to make one of the crucial PHP files into a PHP file with syntax errors. A couple of the other sites I host here continued to work and – unbeknownst to me – started to include hidden content from dodgy servers in Russia (judging by the .ru domain name). Sorry about that.
A short time after this happened, the good guys at Heart Internet disabled my hosting account. Unfortunately for me, they did this whilst I was away getting wet in the Lake District, and since getting back it’s been enough of a struggle, frankly, to fit sleeping and work into my days, without the added timesink that is de-hacking a website.
I’m all de-hacked and enabled again now though, with a slightly tidier looking hosting account. I seemed to be accumulating a collection of retired sites which have now been consigned to the great /dev/null in the sky. Hopefully – hopefully – fretnoise.com will be around for a while without incident, and may even sport some proper entries.
Stranger things have happened.
To get the ball rolling, here’s one of the good photos from our trip to the lakes. It’s (part of) Castlerigg Stone Circle, just outside Keswick (Google Map). There is actually a full circle – it was just hard to get a decent picture of more than a few of the stones at a time thanks to all the pesky tourists…
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iPhone Theme
I’ve just installed WPtouch 1.8.9.1, which makes this blog look really nice on an iPhone, iPod Touch or BlackBerry. Or at least it claims to – I can only test it on my iPhone. It makes it look like this:

Snazzy, huh?
That new blog smell
Tada! Welcome to my new and (not actually) improved blog, freshly re-installed after some daft hacker mangled one of the WordPress include files to the extent that the dodgy link that he’d gone to so much trouble to include on all my pages couldn’t be rendered at all.
Anyway, here we are with a fresh install of WP. Please let me know if anything looks broken and/or dodgy.
Style minus minus
Grr.
Welcome to WordPress 2.8.2, which seems to have broken my K2 theme. Bah.
…and updating K2 to 1.0-RC8 seems to have fixed it. Phew.
DVD to iPhone via Windows
“My name’s Matt Haney, and I have an iPhone”. But then, looking around on the train to and from work nowadays, it seems everyone else has one too.
One of the reasons I got the phone was so that I could watch videos on the train without using the not-designed-for-video-playback screen on my old phone, or having to carry a PSP around. So, here, for the sake of my own memory more than anything, is how I go about getting moving pictures from overpriced shiny round things onto my overpriced shiny iPhone.
Software used: DVD Decrypter & Handbrake
Basically, the process is ‘Decryptwith DVD Decrypter, then encode with Handbrake’. This can be a pain for multiple episode DVDs (TV Series boxsets, for example), as you can’t just set it off and go to bed. This is where the ancient art of batch scripts comes in. Both of these pieces of software can be run from the command line, so I use a batch script like the following*:
I’m'm’m in Dangerererer
…apparently – look, my desktop says so, so it must be true!
Oh no! Panic! What should I do? I know, I’ll click this handy ‘System Security 2009′ shortcut which just happens to have appeared on my desktop at the same time as my wallpaper changed – that sounds like a good idea, doesn’t it?
Sigh.
How hard – really – can it be, to at least make your poxy ‘shock horror’ fake warnings look like they were written by someone who speaks English? “Your’re in danger”? These things could “break” my life?
Sigh.
Anyway, on with life. That diagram, by the way, was just part of an explanation of how different versions of data will relate to each other in a system which is just about to go live. Alternatively, it was a way of saying I had nothing to blog about… Boxes A, B and C represent 3 versions of one set of data, and boxes X, Y and Z represent 3 versions of another set of data. Thrilling, and just a little bit obtuse. Sorry about that.
(I didn’t really expect anyone to answer…)