It’s a sad day when your TV bites the bullet. You’re left with an empty space where the bogglebox used to be. You sit on the sofa staring at the curtains. It’s a sad tale of woe.
So I’m sorry to announce that our telly is on its way out. I noticed last night that it was continually showing bad pictures (see below), and emitting the most awful noises. Does anyone know how to fix this?
EDIT – ah, it’s ok – it turns out “Er Indoors” had stolen the remote… (oh my sides)
oi, I was watching christmas tuuuunes on the other side as I could work to it, I turned over to show you how bad it could be!!!!
suggest a new giant widescreen think as advertised on the box is in order.
combine that with fabulous sky+ and an xbox 360 and you’d be away.
in fact you could then send ‘er indoors off to do something useful – like earn lots more money to pay for it all
Is that Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton?
Do they have anything to do with the tele breaking?
Dolly is aparently very generous. Maybe she will buy you a new one… send a letter to her at Dollywood.
Ah that immortal classic song.
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No-one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we’ll love one another
Uhuhhuugggggh (patented Dolly yokel yodel)
As a child I thought it was a sweet love song. Now I know its really a veiled set of references to two people that constantly pass kidney stones when they wee – check it out…
The magic is omewhat lessened for me now…
Happy new year – drink lots of water, kids, don’t be like Dolly and Kenny eh?
Mike xx