First:

I went to the pub last night. After a quick game of jukebox-bingo, a non-regular went to put some ‘choonz’ on. I made a point of looking at the jukebox just so that I don’t ever accidentally buy the complete and utter tripe that he put on. I even made notes. The worst offenders were ‘bands’ [sic] called ‘DMX’, ‘Special D’ and ‘DJ Casper’. Each to their own and all that, but come on. If you want to listen to that kind of rubbish go and put it on in your 1 litre XR3i lookalike. Grrr. (Is now a good time to admit that I listen to Radio 2 and Radio 4 because Radio 1 just plays noise? When did I turn 40?)

Second:

I received some interesting spam this morning. Not your usual ‘cheap software’ or ‘cheap drugs’ kind of thing. This one is about ‘cheap bombs’. And I quote:

You’re invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air, surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the following types of rockets you will be able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power stations, bridges, factories and anything else that comes your mind.

Two seemingly separate events. But mix ‘em together and you have a whole lotta fun… )